incurablyawesome:

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.

Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

There are two kinds of people

choiboii:

poorlydressedhipster:

sextmezouis:

tony-lisa:

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!!! AWESOME FUCK!

HOLY SHIT THAT’S INSANE.

I reblog this every time I see it. Still amazed.

Hahahah so CRAY

liebelied:

shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs 

correction: MUST take a shower while on hallucinatory drugs

correction/addition: have sex in this shower

rainbow sex

have rainbow sex in this shower while on hallucinatory drugs. yes.

Need.

toni-tan:

taylorthelatteboy:

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board

Holy fuck! I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

I want one

shortbrunetteandsnarky:

so-treu:

mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH

IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 

So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers. 

ok that’s pretty badass.

Wait, wait, wait… People make fun of us?

But we’re fucking awesome.

jaydablog:

Fact of the Day: ……

death-by-lulz:

sharlina6:

Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads. 

whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this

crimson-firecat:

that-beautiful-nightmare:

travelingcolors:

Korean designers Je Sung Park and Woo Jung Kwon have developed an invisible umbrella that will keep you dry by repelling rain.  Consisting of a simple plastic stick that creates an artificial wind at the top, the ‘umbrella’ deflects raindrops before they hit you by sucking in air at the bottom. The intensity of this wind-shield can be varied depending on weather condition and number of people sharing the device—the length of the stick is also adjustable.

MY DREAM FOR USING THE ELEMENTS MORE EFFICIENTLY IS COMING TRUE.

My god

It’s like airbending :D

copter25:

circlemaze:

I heard people saying that if they had tests about Pokémon, they’d only get As, so I gave my students the opportunity to prove it. ;D

This is the most fun I had IN MY LIFE while preparing an exam!

I translated only parts of the exam, but if you understand Portuguese, you can check out the whole thing on this PDF.

omg

tragicsunshine:

The Bride of Frankenstein - Mondo Universal Monsters Series - POSTER

copiouslygeeky:

NES Controller Backpack

Available at ThinkGeek

Warning: May induce fits of nostalgia.

gingerhaze:

discodick:

Superman as a Bazillion different forms of vision, and he still didn’t see that one coming.

“Wonder Woman whyyyyyyyyyy”

groovytimeladyinspace:

 #I can just imagine a conversation going #MOM! #WHAT?!#WHERE DID YOU PUT THE JOHN GREEN NOVELS? #THEY’RE SOMEWHERE IN MAINE #NO I CHECKED MAINE. THEY’RE NOT IN MAINE #WELL MAYBE VERMONT#IT WAS SOME NEW ENGLAND STATE #and I’d end up finding them somewhere in Nevada or something

artmonia:

Ramon Bruin.

ammodraculas:

everyoneisexterminate:

korihw:

there is no way I wasn’t gonna reblog this

Careful, those lower chocolates may make your stomach 

Unstable

I’M

artmonia:

Laura Bifano.